Can’t be stressed if you’ve been knocked unconscious.
Well I mean stress is essentially a glitch caused by the fight-or-flight response being turned on all the time for a problem that you can neither flee nor fight, right? So while you’re being actually attacked you’re technically stress free.
“You’re not paranoid if someone is actually out to get you” logic.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!!Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy Anniversary, y’all.
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Howdy! I'm Sam (They/Them). I'm an autistic Bisexual with ADHD and chronic pain. If you need me to tag something, please let me know. // Donation Links: Ko-Fi // Want to buy me a game? Here's my Steam Wishlist
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